Queen of da house???.....Am I??

Meh nak citer. Title kat ataih tu dianugerahkan hanya lah untuk menyedapkan bunyi sempena jawatan yg baru akak sandang sejak tahun 2007 yg lalu. Konon2 la queen..muahahahaha..Queen amende dek non oi...."Tengkuli" ader le..

Am I the only queen dlm dunia ni yg merangkap memegang jawatan floor engineer, chef, and sanitary engineer?..hua..hua..hua... Dak aih..Akak rasa suma wanita yg menjawat jawatan sama cam akak ni portfolionye sangat lah penting kerna sekiranya the queen mogok, suma umat di bawah jajahan us will senak perut kelaparan dan di landa gundah gulana. Hebat ke?

Anyway, meh nak share..a day with da Queen..gini la selalunya yg terjadi..lebih kurang..typical day of da Queen..

nomo 1..Normally, kena wakeup early to prepare the kids breakfast. Kena tapau kat depa. Cafe kat sekolah hanya utk Arab and anak omputih kayo jo.The fader lak posa 6. Lega gak .Kalo dak kena tambah lagi bilangan tapau. Bah, u nak posa sebulan lagi pun tak pa..after the men in dah house gone, I will start with my activities..

nomo 2 ..Strecthing dulu...enjin dah nak dekat kantoi...sokmo lenguh kiri kanan...my neck and shoulder are killing me sometimes...badan dah layu..so kena la adjust body sikit2 macam acik kat bawah ni...

Nomo 3...watering my babies. Akak ada new babies. Baby? Ye la , dek non oi..they are living things also..hidup cuma tak leh cakap je...Byk jasa these plants taw....bagi oksigen free to my family esp. to calm me down coz akak ni kekadang sehari suntuk tak kuor rumah, I really need enough Oxy to refresh the oxy yg dah basi inside me. Tho, dlm hati meluap2masa membayor rega pokok ni tak puas hati coz mahai bebenor, but memandangkan betapa hebatnye budi pokok ni pada akak in long term, akak telan gak..bayang kan la...4 pokok ni makan ratus henggit Malaysia..just the plants only, without the pasu taw...tak ker terjojoi bijik mata? Kat Malaysia, pokok cenggini bersepah kan tepi jalan...

nomo 4. morning tea...enjoying myself with hot tea and sweets munchy breakfast...while watching talk show below....



suka tengok lawak omputih ni coz deme kutuk their own leader kaw2 nye..tak hengat donia!..kalau kat Malaysia, sure di ISA ed already...

nomo 5..lepas makan, pantang mygrandfader, my grandmader, duduk saja...body jadi gelisah dan rasa bersalah ya amat sgt...perut seperti berkata2," hey you! better move ur fat ugly ass now!!"..So akak akan warm up....do the prevacuuming session!

da pre vacuuming session...ala2 jalan itik gitu...ala kadar je la dek non, kalo tak larat , akak campak balik alat2 sekulat kat ataih dalam lemari balik!

da vacuuming session..berpeluh gak buat aktiviti ni..bagus utk menegangkan apa yg dah kendur...hu..hu..hu...yg lecehnye vacuum free ni tak really suck the dirts...uzur dah gamaknye....


nomo 6.....mopping da floor.....bagi wangi sikit umah dek oi...



nomo 7..takin' da 2nd break....reading news, blogs, emailings..rehat jap...normally spend almost few hours during da break..


nomo 8...ironing lak...


nomo 9..check fridge..nak kena berperang kat dapuq la wei!..nak masak apa yek...adusss!! fening..fening...

Since today is Thursday..the kids last day of school for this week.. I decided to cook something light for them .

Nomo 10..masak maggi goreng udang ..Boleh?


Basically, those are the top 10 lists apa yg da queen of da house buat. Idak le goyang2 kaki, tiup2 kuku weh!..berkedut kulit jari lagi ader le, main ayor...Being da the Queen of da house konon2 la konon...Ada org tu akak rasa untung gak, akak jadi Queen of da house nye..sebab? sebab akak bukan kaki shopping ngabihkan boreh!!! Akak sedor diri, dek non oi...

Tu baru half day tau...normally the next half day, is my resting time.. pukul 5.00p.m. jgn kaco! nak tgk Ellen degeneres.....gi main jauh2..